SWELLING COWS. TROLLED.

I just got cheated of my feelings. Just now. By my dad. 

Me: Woah look my foot swelled up I don't even know how I got this

Dad: That's good.

Dad: Oh you know last time when people used to have not enough food eg, from a cow to eat, ya know how they share more among each other?

Me: How?

Dad: They beat up the cow till it's swelled up and they use the swelled up meat to share among themselves so there'll be more.

Me: OMG REALLY?

Dad: Yea..

Dad: ...

Me: What?

What...

WHAT?!!???!!!

I dont get it

Me: Wait. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT

Dad: YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME HAHAHAHAHAHA

Me:

I was TROLLED.

Dad:

I just trolled you~~~~~

I'm... I... I felt so gullible... and dumb and stupid and naive...

Thanks for reading hahahaha. This is 100% real because it just happened, not that my previous posts where not 100% real I'm just saying my dad's a total troller .

GAHH. Sometimes, I hate my dad.

k bye 

( No offense to any twilight lovers LOL )

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